- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
Hello Gran!
Such cuties, the three of them!!
it’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
(via rennerly)
Francis Alÿs
The Nightwatch
Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.
That is a fantastic Mr Fox.
Today in social awkwardness at work --
- Manager: So the login is 42, and the code is 42-42.
- Me: The answer to life, the universe and everything!
- Manager:
- Coworker:
- Me: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? No?
- Them:
- Me: I'm a nerd. You guys know this.
oopsdementors asked: There were two hallways and no people, it's not like I could just follow everyone else.
Something Good Can Work — Two Door Cinema Club
(via tweedandbowties)
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I tried to take the LRT today but I got confused and couldn’t.My sister
