• mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

anglophilesanon:

duchessofc:

princessdianafrances:

Hello Gran!

Such cuties, the three of them!!

it’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting! 

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parkaandbang:

Francis Alÿs

The Nightwatch

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

That is a fantastic Mr Fox.

Today in social awkwardness at work --

  • Manager: So the login is 42, and the code is 42-42.
  • Me: The answer to life, the universe and everything!
  • Manager:
  • Coworker:
  • Me: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? No?
  • Them:
  • Me: I'm a nerd. You guys know this.
sherlielocks:

this is the best thing ever made

PERFECT

sherlielocks:

this is the best thing ever made

PERFECT

snikette:

#only good part of this movie

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oopsdementors asked: There were two hallways and no people, it's not like I could just follow everyone else.

 - Something Good Can Work
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Something Good Can Work — Two Door Cinema Club 

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I tried to take the LRT today but I got confused and couldn’t.
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